insooutso:

Why eat there when you can Bubba Gump yourself silly?

(In response to eoporto’s anticipation for Guy Fieri’s Times Square dining apocalypse.)

luckyshirt:

[…]

You bet your naked Emperor I did.

[…]

(Source: insooutso)

alisonagosti:

[…] I leaned up against the nearest wall, and just sort of slid down it, because It felt like the most Party of Five thing to do. […]

donnerpartyofone:

i’m in brooklyn, with all the other girls with bobs and glasses.

True story. Though many now have asymmetrical haircuts and glasses. 

tehawesome (in response to aimee-b-loved’s call for portrait tips):

iphone duckface bathroom mirror

oati:

[…]I took a self-satisfied sip of my latte, checked my ta-da list to see that my husband had added “arugula,” and[…]

And I hope you actually call it your “ta-da” list.

(Source: onthemedia.org)

nostrich:

Be friendly, you idiots.

Bellissimo. But seriously, SOPA is no joke.

atsween:

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in New Jersey where it is spelled “Snooki”.

“OU” FOR LIFE, SON.

luckyshirt:

…Neapolitan Bonaparte HIMSELF…

That’s where I lost it.

@vonia:

I hate you, jukebox terrorists. Who plays 4 Creed songs in a row[‽]